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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Sept 29, 2005 12:00:55 GMT 6
This ones for you Russell, be careful...
16. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day. 15. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day. 14. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland. 13. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn. 12. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs. 11. What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step. 10. Well, "somebody" subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination. 9. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building. 8. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap. 7. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head." 6. Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement. 5. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology. 4. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23. 3. Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof. 2. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies. and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination... 1. Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Feline of Fortune" magazine.
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Post by troz on Sept 29, 2005 15:36:50 GMT 6
and only u would no dis bcoz?
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Sept 29, 2005 16:01:28 GMT 6
bcoz.....IT'S A JOKE, AND I THOUGHT RUSSELL WOULD LIKE IT, SINCE HIS CAT IS SO....EVIL LIKE...
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Post by troz on Sept 29, 2005 16:15:23 GMT 6
OK RITE R U FEELIN OK?
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Post by fairyfloss on Sept 29, 2005 17:57:10 GMT 6
how is russells cat so evil??? wot does he do for u guys to come to this conclusion??? ;D
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Sept 29, 2005 19:12:28 GMT 6
Ask Russell.....
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Post by troz on Sept 30, 2005 7:09:48 GMT 6
can som1 plz tell mi hu russell is?
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Sept 30, 2005 12:21:35 GMT 6
A guy in my year...you know how you always walk past , and there's those two whose names you don't know? Well the tall one's Russell.....
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Post by russellofdeath on Oct 2, 2005 20:31:56 GMT 6
how can u not know who i am just look at my msn profile. my cat is too lazy to take over the world and it's me who would want to take over the world from the cats. my cat just goes through 3 cans of food a day and pisses me off, (but it is so cute and i still love it it just pisses me off most the time)
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Oct 2, 2005 21:02:01 GMT 6
AWW HE LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by russellofdeath on Oct 5, 2005 10:08:04 GMT 6
of cause i love my cat, but it ran out of cat food 2day because it eats alot more on skool holidays, today i had top give it dog food, because it ran out and i'm not going to the shop to get more food 4 it
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Oct 5, 2005 10:11:01 GMT 6
I thought you loved it? Wouldn't you rather get it more food?
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Post by russellofdeath on Oct 7, 2005 11:18:20 GMT 6
i give it food 8 times a day when i'm not on holiadays. when i am on holidays it just bites me ll day i give it food it walks away and bites me. i used to think it wanted food or to go out or me to lay down so it can sleep which it does somethimes now i think it just likes pissing me off, but it's still cute
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Oct 7, 2005 11:24:33 GMT 6
hehe, smart cat. It's funny how pets piss people off so much but we still love em...*Goes and gives Roxy big kiss*
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 18, 2005 17:42:28 GMT 6
my pet shell is awsome and doesn't need feeding, piss me of or anything
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Post by russellofdeath on Oct 21, 2005 13:08:06 GMT 6
mabey this conversation would be best continued on "pets" thread
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 21, 2005 19:47:52 GMT 6
i find the concept of cats taking over the world rather amusing
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Post by akira on Oct 21, 2005 19:52:10 GMT 6
i dont get it
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 22, 2005 20:01:30 GMT 6
did u even look at the joke?
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Post by russellofdeath on Oct 24, 2005 7:55:20 GMT 6
Brayden if you don't get it don't write "i don't get it" send a personal message to someone who does and there's nothing not to get it's just some hints so you might know if you cat is trying to take over the world like in cats and dogs
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