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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Oct 24, 2005 19:33:32 GMT 6
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 25, 2005 20:45:26 GMT 6
lol, that is so good, you dont expect it to end like it does ;D
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Post by snake on Oct 27, 2005 7:52:39 GMT 6
one of the funniest jokes that i have heard in ages
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 27, 2005 12:46:09 GMT 6
yeh, it's a joke with a twist
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Post by fairyfloss on Oct 27, 2005 15:00:27 GMT 6
now that is funny!!!! there is a moral to that story.....make sure u no wot u r dealing with in the first place lol!!!!! i havent heard something that funny in ages!!! ;D
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 2, 2005 10:36:12 GMT 6
what the hell, how does it say know what ur dealing with? that is the dumbest conclusion, it was as simple as lack of comunication
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Post by russellofdeath on Nov 2, 2005 10:38:36 GMT 6
most guy would have just let her rub it better, not tell her it's your thumb that got hit
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Post by fairyfloss on Nov 2, 2005 10:43:37 GMT 6
ok ok.......that was dumb i no...i really have no idea wot i was thinking wen i worte that!!!!!!
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Post by akira on Nov 8, 2005 8:33:02 GMT 6
rofl
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 9, 2005 16:16:18 GMT 6
do you ever really know?
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