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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Oct 24, 2005 19:36:24 GMT 6
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be executed as soon as possible.
Regards, Project Leader
KEEP READING...
Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:
Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.
Regards, Project Leader
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Post by Phoenix on Oct 25, 2005 20:43:59 GMT 6
it took a while to go back and figure out what bits to read but it's funny
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Post by snake on Nov 7, 2005 11:06:40 GMT 6
Lol ;D How long did it take you to write that Aleks?
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Post by Xqizit Nayr on Nov 7, 2005 13:36:58 GMT 6
It's funny... But he didn't write it...
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 7, 2005 15:49:07 GMT 6
I didn't write that...
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Post by russellofdeath on Nov 8, 2005 6:54:00 GMT 6
what did you edit on camerons? and who did write it?
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Post by akira on Nov 8, 2005 8:36:50 GMT 6
yeh took a while to read and figure it out but good nyways
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 9, 2005 16:14:46 GMT 6
do you just google these jokes?
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