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Post by saskwach on Nov 18, 2005 12:37:25 GMT 6
Why Guys Have All The Luck 1. A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
2. A guy's orgasms are real. Always.
3. A guy's last name stays put.
4. The garage is all his.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
7. Chocolate is just another snack.
8. He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
9. Foreplay is optional.
10. He never feels compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
11. Car mechanics tell him the truth.
12. He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
13. The world is his urinal.
14. Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
15. He never has to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky."
16. Same work . . . more pay.
17. Wrinkles add character.
18. He doesn't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
19. Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $100.
20. If he retains water, it's in a canteen.
21. People never glance at his chest when he is talking to them.
22. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
23. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
24. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
25. Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
26. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
27. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
28. One mood . . . all of the time.
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Post by akira on Nov 18, 2005 16:18:27 GMT 6
The world is his urinal. ^ hahahahaha! A guy's orgasms are real. Always ^hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
good one matt thats funny.
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 18, 2005 20:41:54 GMT 6
some good issues raised there
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 20, 2005 10:11:58 GMT 6
16. Same work . . . more pay.
^Thank God Katie isn't on this forum too regularly, or you're FUCKED!
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Post by Phoenix on Nov 20, 2005 16:37:23 GMT 6
lol, true
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Post by saskwach on Nov 25, 2005 14:57:12 GMT 6
16. Same work . . . more pay. ^Thank God Katie isn't on this forum too regularly, or you're FUCKED! Does Katie ever go on this forum *checks for sky falling on head*.
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Post by MorbidAngelAleks on Nov 25, 2005 16:45:21 GMT 6
Lol, no. Not many actives...
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